Funny Shower Curtains That Are Sure to Make a Splash

Anthropologie’s Moby curtain invites a doe-eyed mammal into the tub. The etched detailing is printed on linen and brings a dose of snazzy nautical styling.

Please refrain from licking the melting ice cream scoops. You’ll have to post signage to that effect because this digital image looks that realistic. Ooh, we’re jonesing after those luscious mounds of mint-chocolate chip!

Fitting for a fashionista, this pouty gal with the stylish pageboy cut is like a piece of art in the bathroom.

If you suddenly start to crave bacon every morning you’ll know why. This squiggly bacon design by Mike Geno is realistic, down to the greasy patina of grease. The image of the cooked meat fused onto vinyl holds up remarkably well in a wet environment, notes Geno.

ModCloth’s hairy hipsters is for the too-cool-for-school crowd. From the Fu-Manchu stache to The Dude, we’re loving the quirky and simple illustrative quality of this curtain.

If that other hipster, black-and-white mustached shower curtain isn’t you, there’s this colourful number. Jaunty!

Can we tempt you with a doughnut? On today’s menu: rainbow sprinkles and chocolate dipped. Today’s day is looking sweet.

Need a creepy bath accessory? The Shower Curtain Police Line by Aleksandr Mukomelov for Kikkerland should do the trick. We’re thinking your parents would love this in your new loft space – not.

From fluffy French poodles to saucer-eyed dachshunds, we say woof, woof to this bright blue bath accessory (translation: love it to the max).

Have you seen Rushmore on repeat? How about Groundhog Day? Then this realistic mug of Bill Murray is for you. We love the detailing on this down to the greying temples and glinting epaulets.

The whale here seems to be saying “never mind the sailboat at the tip of my nose.” This cutie of a curtain brings seaside fun to the shower. The beautifully drawn design is by Terry Fan and is in bath-appropriate watery hues.

The famous feline rocks a red wig for some shower fun, even if he totally hates life.

We love the subtlety of this silhouette – it’s not garish and cartoony, but actually stylish – and darn cute.

You thought that scene from Psycho was scary – how about a Day of the Dead black skull jolting you awake every morning? The fantastic piece of fine art is by Etsy seller Heather Joyce Morrill.

Imagine enjoying a leisurely shower when suddenly inflatable spikes jab your body. That’s what happens with this eco-curtain that starts getting mean after four minutes of water use. Cool idea but no fun after a long day.

An irresistible pack of wacky llama fries are just the thing for the person who needs some cheer in the morning, or at night.

Because you don’t get enough social media madness everyday, you can get a dose of Facebook in the shower too.

Nothing to see here – ok, maybe Batman taking a shower.

For the literary/cultural type, we present a mashup of Edgar Allan Poe and Queen. It’s weird and it works.

Bloodsport Barbie Shower Curtain is one of the more unusual curtains on this list. Who comes up with this stuff?